Best Seats On A Plane For Heavy Drinkers
If you are a big fan of coffee, beer or other alcoholic beverages, there is only one kind of seat on the plane you should book for the sake of your mental health and not disturbing others. This is especially true for international flights where there are complimentary servings (also known as FREE) of these drinks. Here is the ONLY seat you should be booking if you are a heavy drinker.
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Aisle seats are made for heavy drinkers
Drinking a lot of alcoholic or caffeinated drinks will eventually make us want to use the lavatory. If you are human and have a healthy body, this will happen period. When you are on an international flight and the flight attendant gives you a big cup of coffee or a full can of beer and tells you, “Enjoy, these are all complimentary, let me know if you want more!” you will be like “jackpot!! I’ll guess I probably will ask for another one because why not?”. That is fine until you must get up and relieve yourself. If you aren’t sitting in the aisle seat, this can be a major, uncomfortable task to do.
First off, you have no control over your body when it will trigger a response and be like, “okay after all that drinking, now it’s time for you to take a piss!”. That randomness can be an issue because if you aren’t sitting in the aisle seat, the person who is may still eating his or her meal with the drinks and food all nicely laid-out ready to be consume. And no one ever heard of a stranger asking his neighbor on the plane to hurry up and finish their food because they need to use the lavatory. So, all you are likely to do is hold your bladder in pain or discomfort until your aisle neighbor is done.
Aisle seat ensure you won’t disturb other passengers
Next and this one you probably experienced many times is after a nice cold beer, the neighbors next to you are deep asleep and now you must wake up them and let them know it’s because you must relieve yourself or risk pissing on the seat. For some of us, it can be a little embarrassing. On top of this, its polite practice that we tell our neighbors thank you and sorry for disturbing them. What a set of hassle, which can be avoided by selecting the aisle seat.
Pee all you want, aisle seats are the best seats on a plane
Finally, when we consume alcoholic or caffeinated drinks, we must accept that sometimes the need to go to the lavatory after we already relieve ourselves maybe frequent. For example, on my personal experience, I remember after using the lavatory, I went back to my seat and then 5 minutes later, I had to use the lavatory again. We can’t control our bladder and how our bodies react to caffeine or alcohol and sometimes our body needs another round to the lavatory or two in a short period of time. The neighbor next to you may be annoyed or thinking what kind of health issues you may be having if this happens.
To completely avoid these unpleasant thoughts or situation, always book an aisle seat if you are heavy drinker of alcoholic or coffee beverages. Also before you land in another country, I suggest learning at these five essentials words to make your travel more pleasant out of the plane.
